OK here is the next entry in his diary. I kind of wonder if he thinks something is up. He keeps sniffing around it. I think Im going to need some latex gloves next time.
L.
Apollo’s Diary, April 7th 2007
Wow, it’s hard to believe that it has been a week. I know its Saturday again. The tall dark handsome fellow (L) is staying home all day. I really hope that this does not mean another ride to the guy with the white coat.
I can’t believe that I have not been allowed out of this cramped room. I think I’m going crazy. I can tell others are having fun and I’m just being tortured. I finally figured out that I’m sharing a room with this tall dark spotted goddess. The bad news is I only share it when she is not in there. It seems that she gets let out after her beauty rest and then I get to play in there for the day then at night she takes it over and I get stuck in the bathroom once again. I’m not sure but I think it is in bad taste that she leaves her SCENT in there and then I get locked up and have to smell her essence without seeing her.
My new owners, yes more than one. There is an even taller female here, (E). She sneaks in from time to time for a quick play. What a tease. Anyway, they forgot to lock her door (tall dark spotted goddess) and it was left open. Yes that is right. There was only one door separating us. We played under the door all night. I have to say that she really has big paws and a reach of … of… well Goliath. I bet she is from the Amazon. I hear they grow them bigger there. She left me a present this morning. She peed in her litter box in the room. She missed the litter and marked on the side. It ran down the side to soak the wood pellets. Well I have to tell you that I spent lots of time in the litter today. There really is nothing like the scent of fresh wood with urine on it. Especially fresh female urine. It just gives you WOOD. I’m not sure what it is but you just fell like rolling in it, and I did.
Later that day I found out what the big tub in the room was for. I think it is this large water torturing device. Well I suppose I got my first bath. Leonard was doing a lot of complaining about some smell. I thought I was just fine. I smelled like fresh flowers. OK maybe not but the next best thing. Nothing like a little ooooodur (odor) to put some lead in the old pencil.
About the mush. You kind of develop a taste for it. Actually it’s kind of addictive. I figured out that Purina Kitten Chow is for kits. Now that I’m 20 weeks old I need to start eating fresh meat. That’s right folks, that fowl smell was bird, bird with a capital B, chick - chick, good old ground whole chicken. It couldn’t get any better then that. I noticed that I’ve really been pounding the weight. I must have gained a pound during this week. Considering that I was only 4 pounds when I first got here that is saying a lot.
Tonight I think I’m going to dream about wild untamable beasts. Cuz that is what she is, wild. Her name is MojaDuma and I’m gonna put some mojo on her! Well back to the bathroom. I found out that bathroom sinks can make wonderful beds with proper bedding.
L.
Apollo’s Diary, April 7th 2007
Wow, it’s hard to believe that it has been a week. I know its Saturday again. The tall dark handsome fellow (L) is staying home all day. I really hope that this does not mean another ride to the guy with the white coat.
I can’t believe that I have not been allowed out of this cramped room. I think I’m going crazy. I can tell others are having fun and I’m just being tortured. I finally figured out that I’m sharing a room with this tall dark spotted goddess. The bad news is I only share it when she is not in there. It seems that she gets let out after her beauty rest and then I get to play in there for the day then at night she takes it over and I get stuck in the bathroom once again. I’m not sure but I think it is in bad taste that she leaves her SCENT in there and then I get locked up and have to smell her essence without seeing her.
My new owners, yes more than one. There is an even taller female here, (E). She sneaks in from time to time for a quick play. What a tease. Anyway, they forgot to lock her door (tall dark spotted goddess) and it was left open. Yes that is right. There was only one door separating us. We played under the door all night. I have to say that she really has big paws and a reach of … of… well Goliath. I bet she is from the Amazon. I hear they grow them bigger there. She left me a present this morning. She peed in her litter box in the room. She missed the litter and marked on the side. It ran down the side to soak the wood pellets. Well I have to tell you that I spent lots of time in the litter today. There really is nothing like the scent of fresh wood with urine on it. Especially fresh female urine. It just gives you WOOD. I’m not sure what it is but you just fell like rolling in it, and I did.
Later that day I found out what the big tub in the room was for. I think it is this large water torturing device. Well I suppose I got my first bath. Leonard was doing a lot of complaining about some smell. I thought I was just fine. I smelled like fresh flowers. OK maybe not but the next best thing. Nothing like a little ooooodur (odor) to put some lead in the old pencil.
About the mush. You kind of develop a taste for it. Actually it’s kind of addictive. I figured out that Purina Kitten Chow is for kits. Now that I’m 20 weeks old I need to start eating fresh meat. That’s right folks, that fowl smell was bird, bird with a capital B, chick - chick, good old ground whole chicken. It couldn’t get any better then that. I noticed that I’ve really been pounding the weight. I must have gained a pound during this week. Considering that I was only 4 pounds when I first got here that is saying a lot.
Tonight I think I’m going to dream about wild untamable beasts. Cuz that is what she is, wild. Her name is MojaDuma and I’m gonna put some mojo on her! Well back to the bathroom. I found out that bathroom sinks can make wonderful beds with proper bedding.
2 comments:
Beautiful cat,
Charming photos.
Julia
You write very well.
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