Apollo's Diary, Day 1

Hey everyone I was doing some cleaning around the house. Yes I know that is hard to believe but under the couch I found a little black book and on it the title read Apollo's diary.

I thought ... what the ...?OK so he was upstairs in the room so I took a glance at it.

Day 1. March 30, 2007

OMG. I can't believe my mother put me in this black box for hours without food or water or a litter box. It was a nightmare! I even was transferred to a different deep dark space. The noise was unbelievable. I was scared shitless (with no toilet).

Finally they take me out of the belly of the big silver beast. I arrive at this spot and some tall dark handsome fellow whisks me away in this really nice jeep Cherokee. I fell in love immediately. OMG he was sooooo gentle and with hands sooo soft. I think I must be gay. We finally got to "his" place and he stuffs me into this small room. Not sure what is going on. Is he upset with me? Well I suppose I did feel more comfy in there.

I did get a good night sleep. When I awoke I smelled the scent of fresh flowers. What is that...?

The tall dark fellow comes and takes me away and will not let me go so I can explore. He finally puts me down in front of this bowl that contains this mush.... yuk it smelled like .. not sure but it was horrible. Where is my damn Purina cat chow!!! Ok he does bring out the good stuff after a while and some screaming. Aaaargg. Tired now I think I'm going to sleep the whole thing off. Maybe when I wake up I will be home with mom.

End.

Wow.. I was really surprised to find this diary.

More later

L.